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Massive Toons makes a very impressive pitch on their free tour. The pictures of the girls are smoking hot and the action depicted is interesting. There’s one picture of two sexy hand drawn babes kissing that I enjoyed quite a bit. They promise thousands of adult cartoon pictures in every category you can imagine, but I have to admit I’m a little skeptical. Most of the time animated porn sites are far less than they promise to be because it’s just not that easy to get your hands on a large collection of hand drawn naughtiness. We’ll see what they can deliver in the member’s area.
The design of the paid area is slick, simple and easy to use. You can browse the relevant content sections using the graphical navigation bar and they list the most recent additions below that. There are four videos that have been added in recent weeks, although the quality is decidedly low. They look as though they were made 20 or 30 years ago and have recently been transferred from VHS to a viable internet format. I’m a little worried but there are plenty more videos so I don’t want to be hasty.
There are 42 videos in total and they all have the same look and feel as the first four I described. The sexiness is missing from these videos and I honestly can’t see anyone actually being aroused by their content. The site is called Massive Toons, and these videos really are cartoonish, as opposed to the hardcore sex of hentai videos that most animated porn lovers enjoy. Most distressing is the lack of anything representing what was shown on the tour pages. The ladies in the videos don’t look sexy at all and scenes are pretty silly. They’re more humorous than they are sexy, and that’s troubling when you’re paying good money so you can get off.
A major theme in the videos is fairy tales re-engineered to have a dirty theme. The Six Dwarves is a take off on Snow White that involves some very horny little men. Hansel and Schnitzel features two teens in the forest getting off instead of eating a gingerbread house. The Erotic Tales of Don Quixote needs very little explanation. I like the idea behind much of the content but when you watch it it’s clear that it’s just a novelty; Don Quixote is crudely drawn with a huge cock sticking out of his pants and it looks silly more than anything else.
If Massive Toons has any value at all it lies in the picture galleries. There are 79 for you to browse through and the animation styles featured vary widely. They begin with a nice mix of beautiful hand drawn babes posing naked, having sex, posing in bondage, and more. The style is American looking and the babes have big tits, slim waists, and sexy asses. This style lasts for four galleries and then they move into a comic book style of art. Here the images are more stylized and not nearly as arousing. The artistry is impressive, but it really is more artistic than arousing, so you should take that into consideration.
Later the galleries move into a sci-fi realm where the girls are wearing sexy costumes and interacting with aliens. There’s even a little bit of monster/alien sex to be enjoyed. These drawings are still in the comic book style, but they’re very sexy and worth a look if you happen to join. They also have a collection of celebrity drawings, but these are completely devoid of eroticism and I’m not quite sure why they’ve been included.
I’ll admit that I was hugely disappointed by Massive Toons. Very little of what they show on the tour is included in the site, and they fail to follow through on most of the promises they made. However, all hope is not lost. If you join you’ll find that you get access to 25 bonus sites, most of which are pretty great. There are three cartoon sites in the mix but they all feature the exact same content, so skip those. The 22 live action sites are tremendous and feature content ranging from sexy cheerleaders to horny housewives to tranny babes with big dicks.
Massive Toons is, by and large, not an erotic animated porn site. Instead they feature comical videos and a small selection of pictures that fit the description of erotic hand drawn porn. It would be a stretch to call what’s here worth the money, and because of that I can’t recommend that you join the site. However, the bonus content is very impressive and you should browse through all the sites offered before making your decision.
Cost:7 days: $9.95 Payment methods:Credit Cards, Online Check Content:Pictures: Yes Movies: 42 Video formats: WMV, MPEG Streaming: No Bonus: Free access to 25 sites in different niches |
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